Dear Spammers
Dear Spammers,
Most people would be really annoyed that you submit 30 to 60 spam comments for every post they write on their blogs, but not me.
Why?
Though I’ll never, ever approve any comment is not an actual response to the post I wrote or some other legitimate attempt to communicate with me (especially if it has anything to do with Viagra, Cialis, naked pictures of Rhianna or contains any other questionable links,) I recognize that you’re taking the time to click on my site and to attempt to post a comment.
And that couldn’t hurt my page rankings, so I don’t mind deleting your comments before they’re ever published. It’s just a click of the mouse, no biggie.
Have a great day, and thanks for the clicks! 
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(too funny–I misspelled my own name in my first attempt at commenting! You can delete that one)
Angela, I love your attitude! You may not know it, but you are an Easy World citizen.
Taking a situation others usually view with a mix of anger, frustration, and helplessness and turning it into one where you end by thanking your spammers is a delight to read.
Hi Rick, and thanks for the comment! I don’t see any reason to get all stressed about it, and it’s true–the more they click and the more time they spend trying to convince me that their comments aren’t spam, the better my traffic! LOL! So hey, spam away, my friends! LOL!
Love the Easy World site too, thanks for sharing it with me!